Did you know that coconut trees are attached to the ground via a super strong root system? It makes total sense then that you wear them since your so down to earth yourself. And since you are such a rooted and cool one, we made these for you to protect you from direct UV whilst you go on in life and do your awesome thing.
Just put ’em on and go loco whilst our Coco got you under its wings. Yes, that was meant as a pun.